" Puke Legend Scum " (Zack) back

#### Story is, I kill Fusoya after being driven mad by his blue scale,
#### Cloud comes to hunt me in vengeance of his friend.
#### Not much action in this log, just something to laugh at.



156/156 hits, 83/83 mana, and 128/132 moves.

* CW> 
Cloud yells from the east 'marco'

* CW> t fusoya lol
You tell Fusoya, 'lol'

* CW> sc
156/156 hits, 83/83 mana, and 131/132 moves.

* CW> e
Curving Road through a Fort
Exits: east, south, =west=.

* CW> s
A Road Through a Fort
The commander of the fort stands here, strong and proud.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
Cloud is standing here.
Exits: =north=, east, =south=, up.

* CW> sc
156/156 hits, 83/83 mana, and 130/132 moves.

* CW> 
Cloud tries to smite you but you block his attack with your buckler.

* CW Cloud:Healthy> n
s

You smite Cloud's head very hard.

* CW Cloud:Fine> No way! You're fighting for your life!

* CW Cloud:Fine> f
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* CW Cloud:Fine> You desperately search for an escape route.

* CW Cloud:Fine> 
You flee in panic.
Hallway
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
An elite garde halberdier is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west, up.

* CW> sc
156/156 hits, 83/83 mana, and 131/132 moves.

* CW> 
Cloud has arrived from the west.

* CW> 
Cloud quickly approaches, trying to smite you.

* CW Cloud:Fine> 
You land a solid kick on Cloud and send him staggering.

* CW Cloud:Fine> 
You powerfully smite Cloud's left shoulder.

* CW Cloud:Fine> wim 40
You'll flee if you drop below 40 hit points.

* CW Cloud:Fine> #No matches found for {seems to have recovered}
look cloud
Cloud a youthful male Human has some small wounds and bruises.

Cloud is using:
<wielded primary>    a sapphire-encrusted claymore (dented)
<worn as shield>     a blue dragon scale
<worn on head>       a blackened iron helmet (scratched)
<worn on body>       a gloss scale jerkin
<worn about body>    a coarse black fur
<worn on arms>       a pair of blackened iron vambraces (battered)
<worn on hands>      a pair of blackened iron gauntlets (battered)
<worn on legs>       a pair of blackened iron greaves (mauled)
<worn on feet>       a pair of black leather boots
<worn around neck>   a crystal pendant
<worn around wrist>  a wide strap of leather
<worn around wrist>  a wide strap of leather
<worn on finger>     a sparkling topaz ring
<worn on finger>     a sparkling topaz ring
<worn on shoulder>   a shallyan shoulder satchel
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn as belt>       a silken sash
<worn on belt>       a small water skin
<worn on belt>       a main gauche (sharp)
<worn on belt>       a small belt sack

* CW Cloud:Fine> 
Cloud seems to have recovered his senses.

* CW Cloud:Fine> 
Cloud says 'wf'

* CW Cloud:Fine> 
You feebly smite Cloud's left shoulder, barely grazing it.

* CW Cloud:Fine> 'owned
You say, 'owned'

* CW Cloud:Fine> f
You desperately search for an escape route.

* CW Cloud:Fine> #No matches found for {seems to have recovered}

You flee in panic.
A Road Through a Fort
The commander of the fort stands here, strong and proud.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
Exits: =north=, east, =south=, up.

* CW> sc
156/156 hits, 83/83 mana, and 131/132 moves.

* CW> 
Cloud has arrived from the east.

* CW> 
Cloud smites your torso forcefully.

* CW HP:Fine Cloud:Fine> 
You try to smite Cloud, but he barely manages to parry.

* CW HP:Fine Cloud:Fine> f
You desperately search for an escape route.
Cloud stops using a blue dragon scale.
Cloud firmly grasps a sapphire-encrusted claymore with both hands.

* CW HP:Fine Cloud:Fine> 
You flee in panic.
Bridge Across the Canyon
Exits: north, =south=.

* CW HP:Fine> sc
135/156 hits, 83/83 mana, and 131/132 moves.

* CW HP:Fine> ca
[cha style agg]
Ok.

* CW HP:Fine> kill cloud
They don't seem to be here.

* CW HP:Fine> n
A Road Through a Fort
The commander of the fort stands here, strong and proud.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
Cloud is standing here.
Exits: =north=, east, =south=, up.

* CW HP:Fine> 
Cloud leaves north.

* CW HP:Fine> 
Cloud has arrived from the north.

* CW HP:Fine> 
Cloud powerfully smites your right arm, jolting it.

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Fine> 
You smite Cloud's torso forcefully.

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Fine> f
You desperately search for an escape route.

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Fine> 
You flee in panic.
Hallway
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
An elite garde halberdier is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west, up.

* CW HP:Hurt> kill cloud
They don't seem to be here.

* CW HP:Hurt> sc
110/156 hits, 83/83 mana, and 132/132 moves.

* CW HP:Fine> inf
You are a 20 year old male Human.
You are not concerned with thoughts of good or evil.
You are five feet ten tall and weigh 209 pounds.
Your equipment weighs one hundred and three pounds. This can feel heavy sometimes.
You have 16 coins.
You have 111/156 hit, 83/83 mana and 132/132 movement points.
Abilities: Str:62 Con:62 Dex:60 Agi:60 Int:34 Spi:34 Wil:54 Apt:30 Per:59
Offensive Bonus: 137%, Dodging Bonus: 50%, Parrying Bonus: 44%.
Shield Block Bonus: 10%.
Your armour protects 71%/25% of your body.
You have scored 872592 experience points.
You need 279888 exp to reach your next level.
This ranks you as Zack Strife, Ex-SOLDIER First Class (level 13).
You are standing.
Affected by:
- noquit

* CW HP:Fine> bash cloud
Bash who?

* CW HP:Fine> bash cloud
Bash who?

* CW HP:Fine> bash cloud
Bash who?

* CW HP:Fine> bash cloud
Bash who?

* CW HP:Fine> bash cloud

Bash who?

* CW HP:Fine> * CW HP:Fine> w

Cloud has arrived from the west.

* CW HP:Fine> bash cloud
A Road Through a Fort
The commander of the fort stands here, strong and proud.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
Exits: =north=, east, =south=, up.

* CW HP:Fine> Bash who?

* CW HP:Fine> bash cloud
Bash who?

* CW HP:Fine> bash cloud

Cloud has arrived from the east.

* CW HP:Fine> bash cloud
Cloud smites your left leg very hard.


You send Cloud sprawling on the ground.
You smite Cloud's left foot savagely, jolting it.
Blood gushes forth from a terrible wound!

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Hurt> Bash someone already stunned? Aren't we funny?

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Hurt> 
You land a kick solidly on Cloud.

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Hurt> 'oWNED
You say, 'oWNED'

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Hurt> 
You powerfully smite Cloud's torso, jolting it.

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Hurt> 
con cloud
It seems that he is lighter than you.
It also appears that he is taller than you.
Cloud a youthful male Human has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
- deep cut in the left foot (bleeding)
Even considering him as an opponent is madness!

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Hurt> 
Cloud seems to have recovered his senses.
Cloud says 'LMFAO'

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Hurt> 
Cloud says 'LMFAO'

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Hurt> 
Cloud says 'LMFAO'

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Hurt> 
You land a solid kick on Cloud and send him staggering.

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Wounded> 
You mightily smite Cloud's left arm, rupturing it.

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Wounded> 'OWNED
You say, 'OWNED'

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Wounded> 
Cloud seems to have recovered his senses.
Cloud panics, and attempts to flee!
Cloud leaves east.

* CW HP:Hurt> 'DUDE
You say, 'DUDE'

* CW HP:Hurt> #   $target is now set to {*elf*} [local]
tar cloud
Huh?!?

* CW HP:Hurt> #   $target is now set to {cloud} [local]
e
kill cloud
Hallway
A trail of blood comes from the west.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
An elite garde halberdier is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
Cloud is here incanting some strange words.
Exits: north, east, south, west, up.

* CW HP:Hurt> 
Cloud closes his eyes and utters the words, 'rinse'.

* CW HP:Hurt> You powerfully smite Cloud's right arm, rupturing it.

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Wounded> 
Cloud panics, and attempts to flee!
Cloud leaves west.

* CW HP:Hurt> 

Cloud tells you 'wtf'

* CW HP:Hurt> w
kill cloud
A Road Through a Fort
A trail of blood comes from the east.
A trail of blood leads east.
The commander of the fort stands here, strong and proud.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
Cloud is standing here.
Exits: =north=, east, =south=, up.

* CW HP:Hurt> You approach Cloud, trying to smite him.

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Wounded> 
Cloud panics, and attempts to flee!
Cloud leaves east.

* CW HP:Hurt> e
kill cloud
Hallway
A trail of blood leads east.
A trail of blood comes from the west.
A trail of blood leads west.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
An elite garde halberdier is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west, up.

* CW HP:Hurt> They don't seem to be here.

* CW HP:Hurt> t clou
s
Who do you wish to tell what??

* CW HP:Hurt> A Training Room
Exits: north, [east].

* CW HP:Hurt> n
n
Hallway
A trail of blood comes from the east.
A trail of blood leads east.
A trail of blood comes from the west.
A trail of blood leads west.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
An elite garde halberdier is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
Cloud is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west, up.
Cloud mightily smites your right arm, rupturing it.

* CW HP:Wounded Cloud:Wounded> 
You powerfully smite Cloud's torso, rupturing it.

* CW HP:Wounded Cloud:Bad> No way! You're fighting for your life!

* CW HP:Wounded Cloud:Bad> t cloud log this
You tell Cloud, 'log this'

* CW HP:Wounded Cloud:Bad> 
Cloud panics, and attempts to flee!
Cloud leaves west.

* CW HP:Wounded> w
kill cloud
A Road Through a Fort
A trail of blood comes from the east.
A trail of blood leads east.
The commander of the fort stands here, strong and proud.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
Cloud is standing here.
Exits: =north=, east, =south=, up.

* CW HP:Wounded> You smite Cloud's right foot forcefully, rupturing it.

* CW HP:Wounded Cloud:Bad> 
Cloud panics, and attempts to flee!
Cloud leaves east.

* CW HP:Wounded> e
kill cloud
Hallway
A trail of blood comes from the west.
A trail of blood leads west.
A trail of blood comes from the east.
A trail of blood leads east.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
An elite garde halberdier is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
Cloud is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south, west, up.
Cloud leaves west.

* CW HP:Wounded> They don't seem to be here.

* CW HP:Hurt> w
kill cloud
A Road Through a Fort
A trail of blood leads south.
A trail of blood comes from the east.
A trail of blood leads east.
The commander of the fort stands here, strong and proud.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
Exits: =north=, east, =south=, up.

* CW HP:Hurt> s
Bridge Across the Canyon
A trail of blood leads south.
A trail of blood comes from the north.
Exits: north, =south=.

* CW HP:Hurt> kill cloud
They don't seem to be here.

* CW HP:Hurt> s
Nuln Road
A trail of blood comes from the north.
Cloud is here incanting some strange words.
Exits: =north=, =south=, west.

* CW HP:Hurt> 
Cloud closes his eyes and utters the words, 'rinse'.

* CW HP:Hurt> 
Cloud begins some strange incantations...

* CW HP:Hurt> kill cloud
You smite Cloud's torso forcefully, rupturing it.

* CW HP:Hurt Cloud:Bad> 
Cloud panics, and attempts to flee!
Cloud leaves west.

* CW HP:Hurt> 
Cloud has arrived from the west.

* CW HP:Hurt> 
Cloud tells you 'dont kill me fucker'

* CW HP:Hurt> rem sword
You stop using a sapphire-encrusted claymore.

* CW HP:Hurt> l
Nuln Road
A trail of blood comes from the west.
A trail of blood leads west.
A trail of blood comes from the north.
Cloud is standing here.
Exits: =north=, =south=, west.

* CW HP:Hurt> 'fine
You say, 'fine'

* CW HP:Hurt> 'bastard
You say, 'bastard'

* CW HP:Hurt> 
Cloud tells you 'thats -250k'

* CW HP:Hurt> 'I own you
You say, 'I own you'

* CW HP:Hurt> 'remember
You say, 'remember'

* CW HP:Hurt> who
Good Players:

           Zack Strife, Ex-SOLDIER First Class
           Fusoya 
           Cloud Strife, Ex-SOLDIER First Class
 [   Apr]  Valaya the Dwarven Goddess of Clans and Homelands (idle 17)
 [   Bdr]  Dechala the Denied One (idle 459)
 [   Imp]  Sigmar Heldenhammer, Patron of the Empire and Warp (idle 2619)

6 characters displayed.

* CW HP:Hurt> 'remember this
You say, 'remember this'

* CW HP:Hurt> 'I owned you so bad
You say, 'I owned you so bad'

* CW HP:Hurt> Cloud sends you sprawling on the ground.
Cloud powerfully smites your left leg, rupturing it.

Cloud powerfully smites your right arm, rupturing it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You recover your senses and get back on your feet.
You flee in panic.
Approaching the Edge of a Canyon
A trail of blood leads east.
A trail of blood comes from the east.
Exits: =east=, south.

* CW HP:Bad> sc
28/156 hits, 83/83 mana, and 132/132 moves.

* CW HP:Bad> 
Cloud has arrived from the east.

* CW HP:Bad> 
Cloud quickly approaches, trying to hit you.

* CW HP:Bad Cloud:Bad> 
You flee in panic.
Nuln Road
A trail of blood leads west.
A trail of blood comes from the west.
A trail of blood comes from the north.
Exits: =north=, =south=, west.

* CW HP:Bad> sc
29/156 hits, 83/83 mana, and 132/132 moves.

* CW HP:Bad> 
Cloud has arrived from the west.

* CW HP:Bad> n

Cloud tries to smite you but you block his attack with your buckler.

* CW HP:Bad Cloud:Bad> 
You flee in panic.
Bridge Across the Canyon
A trail of blood leads south.
A trail of blood comes from the north.
Exits: north, =south=.

* CW HP:Bad> n
A Road Through a Fort
A trail of blood leads south.
A trail of blood comes from the east.
A trail of blood leads east.
The commander of the fort stands here, strong and proud.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
Exits: =north=, east, =south=, up.

* CW HP:Bad> Curving Road through a Fort
Exits: east, south, =west=.

* CW HP:Bad> sc
30/156 hits, 83/83 mana, and 131/132 moves.

* CW HP:Bad> s
A Road Through a Fort
A trail of blood leads south.
A trail of blood comes from the east.
A trail of blood leads east.
The commander of the fort stands here, strong and proud.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
An elite garde swordsman is standing here.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
A guard of the empire stands here, ready to defend the weak.
Exits: =north=, east, =south=, up.

* CW HP:Bad> 
Cloud has arrived from the south.

* CW HP:Bad> 
Cloud quickly approaches, trying to smite you.

* CW HP:Bad Cloud:Bad> 
You flee in panic.
Curving Road through a Fort
Exits: east, south, =west=.

* CW HP:Bad> wim
You'll tough out fights to the bitter end.

* CW HP:Bad> 
Cloud has arrived from the south.

* CW HP:Bad> 
Cloud strongly smites your torso, rupturing it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* CW HP:Bad Cloud:Bad> 
You weakly hit Cloud's left shoulder, barely prickling it.

* CW HP:Bad Cloud:Bad> t cloud go
You tell Cloud, 'go'

* CW HP:Bad Cloud:Bad> 
You attempt to kick Cloud but miss.

* CW HP:Bad Cloud:Bad> 
You feebly hit Cloud's left hand, grazing it.

* CW HP:Bad Cloud:Bad> 'hit

Cloud smites your right leg forcefully, rupturing it.
You are incapacitated an will slowly die, if not aided.

* CW HP:Dying Someone:Bad> You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* CW HP:Dying Someone:Bad> 
Someone lands a solid kick on you.
You are dead! Sorry...